Thursday, 26 January 2012

The Legacy of Hartlepool Hall by Paul Torday: Nice prose, shame it doesn't say very much

Two posts in one day: perhaps armeggedon really is nigh...

And so Paul Torday's new tome has glided serenely in literary radar.  Old Paul's on a bit of a roll at the moment with his novel Salmon Fishing in Yemen being released as a movie in a few weeks time, starring one Ewan McGregor no less.  So perhaps now is his time, as 'Hartlepool Hall' hits the shops with very convenient scheduling.

Now then there’s no getting away from the fact that this is an elegantly written book.  I’ve never read any Torday before and his prose is a delight; easy but not banal, gently evocative and succinct.  As such this book is pleasurable to digest- rather like a like a toasted marshmallow- and I am sure once anybody starts reading this book, they will effortlessly make it to the end.

But here’s the rub: at the end of it, I felt strangely empty.  Although it had hardly been an un-enjoyable experience, I still couldn’t shake off a nagging feeling of, well okay so that was it, but… so what? In fact to be honest, I began to realise early in the book the only real kick I was getting out of it was its location [and trying to work out exactly where Hartlepool Hall was]; now as more attentive readers will know, I was born and bred in Darlington which is the area this book is set in, and lived in Shildon for a while, and so was amused to find in this book, it has been bequeathed an Earl no less!

Ed [Simmonds] Hartlepool is the last in a line of a North-Eastern aristocratic family, whose earlier generations had made a fortune from the industrial revolution.  In fact they’d made so much from coal, iron and steel, that the next few generations effectively didn’t have to let a single thought of a day’s work trouble their pampered brows.

Times have however changed and Ed, exiled in France for five years for tax reasons after his father’s death, returns to find the estate effectively bankrupt.  His father had basically spent all the money over the years, and Ed- although continually warned during  his time in France by the estate manager of its perilous situation- had remained resolutely ignorant of it all by a lifelong commitment to never opening letters and, if he did, generally losing interest in their contents after the first few lines.  Admirable as this louche attitude to correspondence may be, it had left him in a bit of a fix so far as his inheritance was concerned.

What follows on his return however is an encounter with a banally,  stereotypical cast of characters.   There’s Annabel, a contemporaneous, batty thirty-something woman friend with the equally stereotypical, crazed retired Army colonel father she has to look after, and who has of course romantic designs on Ed which he has no inclination to return. Then there is the brusque estate manager who is in cahoots with the brash, ‘new money’ property developer who is also Annabel’s boyfriend and, who- in true post-Thatcher neoliberal  fashion- turns over his business on a knife edge by juggling huge levels of debt and, as such, actually hasn’t any real assets at all, and who sees the now bankrupt Hartlepool Hall as a veritable conversion cash cow full of potential executive apartments.  Bringing up the rear there is also the predictable cast of support actors- the doddery, eighty-something butler, the honest-to-goodness cook, the salt-of-the-earth estate tenants- they fill the book so completely and with such predictable shape and actions that you soon feel as if you are firmly amongst old familiar literary friends.

It has to be said that it is to Torday’s credit that these characters are well written enough for you not to throw the book away in boredom at the predictability of it all, but it does add inexorably to the overall feeling that it is a story that we’ve all read [and seen on the screen] many times before.

Anyway the ‘wildcard’ in the cast is Alice; an enigmatic older woman who Ed, on his return from France, finds shacked up in the Hall.   As he gets to know her better, she does add an interesting dimension to the tale that if again not exactly original in its nature, remains central to it all and provides some much needed substance to the proceedings.

Strangely enough though to my mind it is Ed, the dreamy old fashioned aristocrat now well and truly out of time and place at the beginning of the 21st century, who is the most likable and interesting personality of the lot, and I for one would have liked to find out more about his inner workings.  But this is not a book to go into such depths of character study;  that’s not a direct criticism, because not all successful books have to have a searching, literary depth of enquiry, it’s just that Torday airbrushes over some interesting ideas just a bit too much, a bit too often.  Which leads one to ask too many times, what is the novel trying to be?   Is it trying to be easy-read, ‘disposable’ contemporary fiction, or a more middle brow attempt to say something about the socio-economic state of the nation in 2012?  If it is trying to be the latter- and at various points in the book the clear indications are that it is- then it doesn’t do so with any real depth or flair.  And so as such, it falls between too many stools, and instead of ticking too many boxes, ends up ticking none.

Which is all a bit of a shame really, considering how fine a writer Torday is- technically at least.  The book though just failed to give an extra-dimension to the story it was telling and the ending- wrapped up in who Alice really is- can be seen a mile off. 

I really, honestly wanted to get more out of this novel than at the end of the day it was, to be honest, capable of giving.  In fact it is only in the last page and a half that an indication of how good this book could really have been is offered to us; a truly affecting sequence of passages that sounds like Torday actually writing from his heart, rather than satisfying the criteria of a wordcraft module in a writer’s course.  It merely in the end though, shows how lacklustre the vast bulk of the preceding work really is. 

So, sadly, I put the book down after finishing it feeling neither intellectually stimulated, nor alternatively excited by a good old fashioned pulpy romp.   In fact, I felt very little at all; it had all just seemed so hollow and well…pointless.  What a shame.






Rather Excited at the Moment...so much so I have put some squirty cream on my hot chocolate...

The New Year turns and here we are, wobbling our way up the virgin slopes of 2012.  May the Great Oral Disseminator watch over and guide us.  Whatever, to temper the excitement my very own hyper-drived website will soon be going live...links soon...yes it true, just when you thought we were at The End of History and it really couldn't get any more exciting, I know, I know...

A link soon [ish].

Saturday, 10 December 2011

The December EU Summit: or Britain in the Dumpster….how the UK made itself irrelevant over dinner one night in December 2011

 

I’ve always been a bit ambivalent about the EU to be honest; the idea of a single market and the relaxing of border controls always seemed sensible to me [and f course rather convenient] and it’s better to sit around a table to discuss national differences than kicking the shit out of each other with swords, guns and tanks, which has of course been default mode for Europe pretty much consistently up until 1945.  So that way, the EU has been a resounding success.

It’s an inescapable fact though, that the European Project has moved inexorably on from those initial aims and developed much more radical- some might say odious- ambitions over the decades.  This is shaping the EU into an image unrecognisable from that first established in the fifties and sixties.  People in some countries- particularly the UK- may lament that, but it an undeniable fact and over the past couple of weeks, fundamental changes to the structure of the EU have been ratcheted up a number of gears to levels unthinkable even a few months ago.

Whether we in the UK like it or not, a new European super-state is in the making here, right before our eyes, and out of the turmoil of the Euro crisis and the deepening recession,  a new global super power is going to emerge centred on France and Germany.

I don’t think in socio-political terms, that is going to a particularly pretty sight.  It is going to be autocratic and barely democratic- although so far as the latter condition goes, we in the West generally are only hanging onto that concept with the lightest, ever loosening of grips.

However, here is the dilemma for a Britain that has always traditionally regarded European affairs with suspicion, and generally preferred to look in on them from one step removed. The best way of ensuring a pan-European dictatorship DOES NOT happening, is by us being fully involved in the European process working to stop exactly that. It's all well and good walking away after only been half-heartedly involved in the first place and leaving them to it, then when the EU has become an autocratic super power dominating us on it's periphery, start bleating on about 'I told you so, ' and 'something must be done.'

These are very dynamic times, and as with all crucial junctures in history, it is moving very quickly and passes in a haze. We are not a major power in the world any more- and this is not being un-patriotic, it is being REALISTIC- but we still are powerful enough to have some say in the workings and developing structure of the EU. If we were fully involved in the EU, instead of day-dreaming wistfully of Empire Days, we would have equal voice with Germany and France. Our PM would be going to these summits with some clout and garnering respect.
Instead, he now looks like a little boy lost. Did you see the footage of the recent summit dinner? Did you see the body language of not just Sarkozy and Merkel, but many of the other lesser leaders there, towards Cameron, our PM and national representative? It wasn't just dismissive, it was calculated to make him look small and irrelevant. And of course, so he was in the end, job done for Sarkozy and Merkel.

Yet our Eurosceptic MPs and Europhobes on internet forums and news comment pages are jumping up and down triumphantly, as if he has achieved some great achievement for Britain!!  Really?!!!  Is being totally marginalised as a politician [and a country] really such a huge triumph?

Of course it's not, and it shows just how little how country has become and how much it has lost its way as a serious world political force, when pathetic, embarrassing put-downs and self-inflicted acts of irrelevance are celebrated as great victories. God help us.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

junkspace


Stolen cars and vans

even trucks scarred and disempowered

joyridden driven by drink and drugs and hormones dumped

in the urban margins like discarded pornography

urban zones chaotic tatty craving obscurity seeking concealment

like some limping pirate sensing he may well now be past his best

sod it all ‘tis downhill all the way now f’me m’lad but there’s still life in the ol’ dog yet

but still ingrained  in everyone’s metropolitan

consciousness a blip on their radar that never fades



the edge city callous        with

Asda trolley filled ponds litter strewn embankments where once trains rolled

battered death trap old freezers sat amidst sickly bracken and solitary engine blocks

[The Myth of Geordie who disappeared, he’d climbed into one large electrical appliance too many and it became his tomb]

Does his ghost walk these edgelands you bet

‘The Curse of White Goods’

whispered into a ratty Dictaphone a creaking lump of retro-tech more than at home

amongst this sprawl of the discarded and indistinct

and



there are

temporary dens buried deep within huge bonfires

the autumnal call of the ephemeral city sending kids into the faux-rural wild

to scavenge wood and plastic sheeting and empty vodka bottles

the pinnacle of primordial domesticity the temporary labyrinthine home

deep within a structure that will be torched with gleeful ritual

Guy Fawkes as the hero to these lands

not the villain

the warpings of establishment propaganda holding very little traction

in this reality        this junkspace



click whirr of the scratched silver machine in a gloveless mitted hand

a memory of another life when someone said ‘I’m so busy I’m going to have to use my Dictaphone’ and a colleague flicking through copy of The Mirror said ‘really why don’t you use your fingers like everybody else’

and the clouds are thickening but the cloud cover is always of a

relative nature

it is always cloudy out here always threatening rain always late in the day always

a half-forgotten day just before tea time

always a Wednesday suffering nameless weather

a place to lose your footing on a scrubby desire path

and sink a foot ankle deep in a dirty puddle cursing

and there is a slightly melted

bath time yellow plastic duck in it

its face still intact its beak still proud

and it’s smiling up at you

because it sees all and it knows

that you’ve come home.




Wednesday, 30 November 2011

All Fur Hat and no Knickers::::or: Reality Check #101- Conservative economic policies are rubbish


ORIENTATION [Whilst wearing a battered fourth-hand dead man’s overcoat bought on Camden Market c. 1981]

Well, these days I find myself increasingly lapsing back into recession chic when it comes to dress and ‘street moves.’  It’s funny really, but I'm coming to the conclusion that recessions are the normal state of affairs when it comes to late, neoliberal capitalism.  The short boom periods are clearly selective; only a few really benefit from them long term, the bulk of the masses are merely titillated with an allusion of wealth for a few years, before being pushed firmly back into their place. In fact a period of not just stagnation, but even gradual degradation of personal wealth and standing is actually the societal norm for the majority of us.

This probably in some ways suits us as we clunk around in our plastic armour of showy capitalism- all shine and no substance- or as an older paraphrase puts it more succinctly, enjoying being firmly in a state of all fur hat and no knickers.

For the culturally pretentious, there are of course upsides to recessions.  Artistically, there is often a flourishing of ideas and output- the stark urban electronica and new Romantic movement of the early 80s, the true pure embodiment of recession sensibility and make do street chic- the moderne pinnacle of hobo glad ragging and partying as the bomb drops no less- springs immediately to mind; although I’m not too sure that is the exactly the case this time, with our much vaunted Great Recession-cum-Grand Depression.  I mean just look at the music scene in the UK alone: Adele, Coldplay and a coterie of X-Factor finalists marching us humming pretty tunes into the 21st century, clutching a Guess handbag, sheathed inCalvin Klein jeans, clogged in Timberland boots and fiddling with a new generation  iphone [that actually doesn’t really work that well]…hmmm…. hardly inspiring is it.

Whatever.  I was a student during the 80s recession and it was truly a Golden Age of Austerity.  The kids these days don’t know they’re born.  We did penury and smutty, low-life erotica, penny scrimping and partying on a budget with knobs on in those days.  Arguably all the kids are better at these days is drinking and sourcing better, more interesting drugs, so fair play to them on that count, but I still can't help feeling as if they're missing out culturally, although of course when it comes to their future, it is probably a lot more bleaker than when I was a fey, sallow young thing who often found it difficult to maintain a footing in a mild head wind.

So it is with such thoughts that I wander the increasingly colder streets of Skale remembering the glory days, feeling guilty wearing a Trespass outdoor survival jacket rather than a ratty old overcoat [well at my age I’m finding I feel the cold a bit more] and occasional glimpses of myself in Asda’s large windows remind me that my hair style is not as neat and natty and cutting edge as it once once.

Well to be honest it’s nothing like it used to be at all.  It’s become a grey mop.  Such is the travails of ageing, although I comfort myself with the thought that even The Who, who promised to die before they grew old, are now well into their sixties. Sailor Vee, as they say in France.

DEGRADATION, DISINFORMATION AND THE ART OF WAKING UP

It never ceases to amaze me how the Great British Public until recently allowed themselves to be continually hoodwinked by the propaganda that a Conservative government is always better at managing the economy that a leftist one. I mean how bad do things have to get before they wake up and see the Tory Party for what it is- an economically incompetent shower with foolish ideas of how to run a country and which is only really concerned with protecting its narrow core establishment interests- which is the primary reason the Conservative Party exists- whilst the rest of country is left to become financially and morally bankrupt.

Lest not forget Conservative laissez-faire policies in the 20s gave us the Great Depression; The Tories gave us the recessions of the early 80s and 90s; Labour inherited a deficit running out of control from Tory party spending in 1997; and of course lets not also forget this Great Recession, set to run now for at least a decade, the roots of which can be traced right back to the Thatcherite policies of dismantling our industrial base, over relying on the financial sector to take its place which generated a debt driven society and an unsustainable property bubble.

Forget bleating on about what Labour did in 1997-2010- they were after all just continuing with conservative economic policies, I mean did any one hear the Tory opposition benches complaining about what New Labour were doing at the time? I certainly didn't- our current economic mess IS DIRECTLY LINKED TO THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC POLICIES OF THE THREE THATCHER GOVERNMENTS.

Yes, Conservative Party economic policy has proven to be a complete crock of of the proverbial poo. Baring the traumas of the 70s, Labour governments have always presided over growing, healthy, EQUAL economies and of course, a truly socialist society has been proven, in action, to work by far the most effectively and we have directly experienced that, during ironically, the war of 1939-45.
Just think what we could achieve as a nation if we could galvanise our society into working together with that focus in peacetime.

The current, moribund government can no longer keep blaming the previous government for its travails, nor will it be successful in shifting the focus next on to the European problems. It just won't wash with the electorate anymore; not only are the masses waking up, they are wising up. It's downhill all the way now for Cameron, Osborne and Clegg, and the only question now is how many of us are they going to take down with them, before some political sense is restored to the nation.  Hopefully during the process, a New Flowering of avant-garde art will take hold and flourish, but that’s just the pathetic aesthete in me wanting to fiddle whilst Rome burns….which it may do quite literally of course rather sooner than we may wish to think.

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Greek Referendum: A brilliant move from a country whose ancient culture invented modern politics

 

So the Greek Prime minister has out-witted the top leaders of Europe in one sleek, swift move.  He’s going to call a referendum to decide whether his government is going to accept the EU bailout scheme and the deep austerity package that is tied to it as part of the deal.  It has thrown the markets and EU technocracy into a tailspin and it’s consequences are going to run very deeply in deep.

Whatever the fallout, I think this a brilliantly accomplished bit of politicking by the Greek government. They've out-manoeuvred the EU technocrats in one killer move- some would say not a difficult thing to do of course- and I can't help thinking good on 'em.


The result of a referendum may well be closer than you would first think but I still have a strong hunch the Greek people will eventually reject the EU deal decisively. At the end of the day, going bankrupt makes a lot of sense. Not only is it the natural, free-market capitalist course of action, but also for the ordinary Greek person, it makes a lot of sense. They are going to endure years, perhaps decades, of austerity measures either way, so they might as well do it with a clean sheet and a currency they can control themselves. I think this argument alone will in the end win the day.


What the Greek PM has done brilliantly, is engineer a way of defaulting/going bankrupt with the full visible support of his people. I reckon the Greek government has planned this move all along, and it's timing is not an accident. They have managed over the past year to get billions of aid from the EU to shore them up for a while, and now the inept EU technocrats have come to finally [sort of] agree a crunch deal, the Greeks have decided it's time to press the red button. And I don't blame them. Merkel and Sarkozy will have their head in their hands and rightly so; they've been made to look fools.

The EU in it's present form is finished. The Euro will break up and contract to what it should of been in the first place; a club for the richer countries in the Union. These are momentous but very unstable times though and we're in for a rough ride this next decade, all of us. This is the final kick in the teeth for laissez-faire capitalism and it will not just keep it down on its knees, but now completely flattened on it's back, I reckon, for good. The fallout though is going to very frightening and it's all up for grabs. Personally I am stocking up my garage with more provisions and have freshly laundered my red flag. Mao said something along the lines of: 'the view from here is one of chaos; and the prospects are excellent.' How true.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Communism 2.0 [re-designed for the 21st Century]

I heard someone say recently ‘the return of communism?  Are you mad?  that is such a trashed brand…’

Ah I thought, now there's a giveaway that sums up our times....communism is a trashed brand...even ideology has been consumerised for the all pervading, corporate society we are now staggering around in, wondering what the hell to do next.

There is though of course some truth in the observation; we are so commercialised now, words like communism and socialism have been so cleverly, heavily tainted with bad imagery [some deserved because no one's completely perfect, but most not and just hype] that many on the Left have to be realistic- at this particular moment in time - and realise they have to play the main game in town [pretty much the only game now in fact] in order to get anywhere, and that will probably mean a process of re-branding concepts such as communism- for a while, anyway


Purists will howl at such a thought, but sometimes realism for the greater good must be pursued over idealism. I am increasingly convinced though, that a rejuvenated, re-focussed and updated version of communism is the only way forward for us in the 21st century. With climate change kicking in and the realisation that we CANNOT continue to grow our economies year after year after year- we're already at the point where we will need something like five planets the size of Earth to sustain us by the end of the century if global GDP continues at the rate it is currently doing- the writing’s on the wall for us. Couple this with Peak Oil, estimated by the oil corporations themselves to happen in 2020, but widely accepted by impartial analysts to have actually already happened, and with the current broken economic system- based on laissez faire capitalism- not even trying to provide any answers- means our economy and society in the West is irredeemably crippled. Business is not, this time, going to go back to ‘as usual.’

In fact I wouldn't say in the West, we have a capitalist system anymore anyway- it's corporatism that runs us now. Nor are we traditional democracies either anymore- that model has gone out of the window, probably for good. Unfortunately for the Right and free market capitalists, the bankers and other corporatists have thoroughly destroyed both the operational power and 'moral' authority of capitalism across the board over the past couple of decades.

We were in a period of late capitalism anyway, but those lovely bankers and corporations have now, I firmly believe, destroyed the very future of free market capitalism for good- in the advanced industrial countries of the West, anyway.


So a huge vacuum is opening up, and the only viable political system to fill it and move us forward in a more sustainable, equitable and ultimately physical and economically healthy way, is I increasingly believe, first firm socialist governance, leading eventually to a 'communist' state [or whatever new brand name is given to it].

This century is going to be very different from the last, and we are now seeing the end of the last great capitalist grab on power and resources. During this decade, capitalism will collapse as a viable economic model, and cease to shape our society in any positive way. The collapse of the Euro and the EU as a whole probably, in the next few months, will be the first of many, big nails in laissez-faire capitalism's coffin.  Ironically in the Right in the UK cheering on this European collapse, the medium to long term result is not going to be one they envisage and crave. The reality is in fact going to be the exact opposite.


And I think this process is going to happen on both sides of the Atlantic; it's funny, when Obama was elected I sensed it was going to be America's 'socialist' or at the very least social democratic century. He may have been a false start, but I still think that holds true. Here's a bit of futurescape crystal ball gazing for you: by the mid 21st century, the world will be split between a solidly socialist/green 'communist' West thriving in a sustainable way with industries based in high level technologies and 'academic' provision to the wider world, and an autocratic, corporation-ran 'capitalistic' East, centred on China. Russia, as usual, will be somewhere in the middle. It won’t be a world without difficulties, and it may also be a dangerous one with new global tensions, but the alternative- a global system in meltdown- is a lot worse.

Now I know the thought of this communistic revival will make some people reading apoplectic with rage and worry, but I not only honestly believe there is no other way, there is also nothing at all to worry about. Because the futures bright... the futures red....